Humor & Satire
epub | | 2010-04-10 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

Then nothing can possibly go wrong,' said the Dean sourly. 'A trumpet of lobsters, if you would be so good.' 'And the Bursar agrees.' The warlords had gathered in Lord ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub | | 2010-04-10 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

Take his saddle off, Mr Hobson, said Moist firmly. This bags quite heavy, so lets lose the saddle. Hobsons smile remained, but the rest of his face tried to sidle ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub | | 2010-04-10 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

He looked at her as if she was mad. BECAUSE THEN THERE WILL BE NOTHING. BECAUSE I WON'T EXIST. 'Is that what happens for humans, too?' I DON'T THINK SO. ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub | | 2010-04-10 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

'And now, Fool,' said Lady Felmet. 'I was saying, I believe, that perhaps there are matters that should be properly recorded.' 'Marry, that you were not there at the time?' ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub | | 2010-04-10 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

'That's the man, sir.' 'A whole troll?' 'Yessir. With his teeth, sir: 'Mr A. E. Pessimal? You are sure? Small man? Very clean shoes?' 'Yessir.' Vetinari grabbed a helpful question ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub | | 2010-04-10 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

The shop bell tinkled in a refined tone,, as if it were embarrassed to do something as vulgar as ring. It would have much preferred to give a polite cough. ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub | | 2010-04-10 | Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]

'Just trying the, you know, just trying the . . . trying out the . . .' he muttered. 'Just trying . . . it.' 'We'll never fill this,' said ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
mobi, pdf |eng | 2009-02-10 | Author:Lisa Lutz

I took the first shift with my sister, which meant sitting on the bathroom floor watching Rae heave up everything she had consumed in the previous six hours. Henry took ...
( Category: Humor & Satire March 25,2018 )
epub | | 1986-12-31 | Author:Steven Brust [Brust, Steven]

" And I think I know what I have to do about it." He didn't say anything. I could feel him picking moods and random ABC Amber LIT Converter http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub | | 2010-02-28 | Author:Steven Brust [Brust, Steven]

Chapter Ten I will not marry a wealthy trader, I will not marry a wealthy trader, He’d keep me now and sell me later. Hi-dee hi-dee ho-la! Step on out ...
( Category: Fantasy March 25,2018 )
epub |eng | 2007-05-28 | Author:Laurie Notaro [Notaro, Laurie]

With Ruby Spicer’s file copied and in her hand, Maye did the first thing any reporter would do—she went straight to the city directory and looked her up, but to ...
( Category: Humor & Satire March 25,2018 )
epub |eng | 2004-04-15 | Author:Don Delillo [Delillo, Don]

PART TWO 3 She had coral brown skin and well-defined cheekbones. There was a beeswax sheen to her lips. She liked to be looked at and made the act of ...
( Category: Literary March 24,2018 )
epub |eng | 2010-06-24 | Author:Udall, Brady [Udall, Brady]

THE ELDERS I SHAMBLED ALONG the gravel road, limping stiffly and moaning like a sad, disoriented swamp monster risen from the muck. I was encased in a thick crust of ...
( Category: Genre Fiction March 24,2018 )
epub | | 2010-01-07 | Author:Mr-Wonderful [Mr-Wonderful]

* * * * Julian gradually lowered his body over Darius’s, both of them groaning when their bodies met, skin to skin, for the very first time. “Oh yeah, that’s ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy March 24,2018 )
epub |eng | 2010-11-28 | Author:Comfort & Joy [Comfort & Joy]

It’s extraordinary to me how quickly the food disappears. I think this every year, and yet it still takes me by surprise. All that work, all that effort – not ...
( Category: Humor & Satire March 24,2018 )